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Kresten X.
2+ albums
bagelbitesmelted cheesebagelcorevarious artists are a PITA on lastfmkaty perry
about
As a young child Kresten Xavier Taylor grew up in Chi-Town fighting of drug dealers with broken beer bottles. He later said that was the point of his life when he realized wanted to become the "Ultimate Guitar Ruler Of The World" and stop drug dealers from coming to his house. He moved to Monterrey where he became extremely bored and moved to San Diego. Since then he randomly frequents Hodads in OB and random other places. He is known for his amazing guitar playing, said to sound like "A flaming car running through a pack of wolves with machine guns on motorcycles doing back flips in the ocean". He has been compared to Beck, Hendix, Vai, Johnson, and strangely John F Kennedy. His music can only defined as pure pownage of total noobzors. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
