Karpathia is So Alone

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http://www.facebook.com/karpathiaissoalone These two cunts from fucking essex or something. imagine mumford and sons mixed with minor threat mixed with muse and you'll have three bands that begin with 'm' and sound nothing alike. whist draped in mystery, Karpathia is so Alone (or 'karpone' to those in know) are easily recognised by their motto 'we are karpone and we're here to play some songs', and have become notorious for their no nonsense attitude throughoutt the north-west Kent area. Their cult-like fanbase has been described by Eminem as 'bloody ridiculous', and their tendency to throw live badgers on stage has caused them to be banned from at least 2 working mens clubs since January last year. They were going to record an album with Brian Eno last week but he had to cancel the recording sessions, saying only 'they are sodding pricks and i don't like music anymore'. Rumours on the infamous 'P4K' forum say that there are apparently 4 copies of the album at (elusive band manager) Toby Cook's secret lair, but it's probably a load of bollocks made up by some saddo with nothing better to do. From the bands blog- 'We're Karpathia is so Alone and ever since we were four years old we have wanted to play music. We have two aims which have always stood by; 1) To headline Brixton Academy by 2014 and 2) For our ultra-nationalist and xenophobic lyrical content and song structures to infiltrate the public so we can make Britain Great again' Their first album, "Fucking Shitting

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