Jordan Hufnagel

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Jordan Hufngel is one bangin' broad, okay. She takes regular songs and makes them magical. Homegirl has mystical powers, I swear to god. Who's your favourite artist? Take a minute, please, just think about your answer... Then proceed to take that answer and shove it up your ass, because you're WRONG. JORDAN HUFNAGEL IS YOUR NEW FAVOURITE ARTIST. The joke here is that I am in possession of her spectacular renditions of already pretty baller-ass songs, and you are not. The joke is that you punk bitches don't get to share in the gift that is her music. So... eat it, I guess. Be her best friend. Maybe then you'll earn this. Until then, fuck off, we don't need you peasants here. Be gone, plebeians. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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