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1 JAY! born to indian dad and french mother. 2 ma + pa submit JAY! to intense bouts of leonard cohen and afrika bambaata. 3 JAY! dress up as cowboy with yellow duck as a gun. 4 JAY! fall down stairs of shitty tower block due to leaky washing machines. eyebrow has similar dimensions to a small/medium banana. receive £400 compensation, awesome. 5 JAY! falls asleep regularly to jonzun crew mix tapes. fath still had long hair, and probably a beard, hippie or lazy? 6 JAY! watch “jaws”. JAY! not sure what affects more, the music or the film. 7 JAY! listen to jean michel jarre on loop, crush on tall girl at school. 8 JAY! get yellow submarine tape for birthday. 9 evil class teacher give JAY! the fright, makes JAY! friends cry, try desperately to persuade alternate supply teacher I am a neo nazi, thinking neo means “anti”. 10 new school, new rules, everyone huge. JAY! get splashed and soaked by car on first day. 11 JAY! make some pie this year, 12 JAY! try to be a long jumper, like carl lewis and the cuban dude. 13 JAY! make more pie this year. 14 JAY! listen to top 40 for a while, get bored and return to faths bb king albums. ma casually mentions the stairs incident. JAY! insist she cough up, JAY! get a mountain bike and kills it into tree. 15 JAY! rides bike constantly. hellafun, listen to old jean michel jarre tapes and wonder how sounds made? 16 JAY! get crappy keyboard, write about 15 hours of music. 17 JAY! buy akai s950 and atari. fun times. 18 JAY! get ano