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Impaled Northern Moonforest
12+ albums
black metalacoustic black metalthe most frostbitten and grim music from the very very very very very very inverted mountains of KxziiiimfghhhblaghlGRIM AND FROSTBITTENcomedy
about
Impaled Northern Moonforest was a black metal side project of Anal Cunt members Josh Martin and Seth Putnam. At three o'clock one frostbitten morning of 1997 they were bored and decided to make a true (joke) Norwegian style black metal band. However, there was someone sleeping nearby so they couldn't use an electric guitar or drum kit, so they used an acoustic guitar with Seth slapping his knees and a mattress for percussion. Anyway, here are some random facts about Impaled Northern Moonforest: They have never practised, as practising is for posers There are no known photos of them recording or performing (that was intentional) The creative process involved in thinking up song titles involved "thinking of dumb sounding names we thought would fit into that whole black metal thing" There are no real lyrics except for the occasional "Satan" or some other blasphemous inverted word Impaled Northern Moonforest have played between 5 and 10 shows, all taking place in the Boston area, Rhode Island, Colorado and Japan. There are no plans for any new shows, but plans aren't usually made for new shows (they just happen). Only 200 copies were made of their first album. This is because they were under the impression that no more than 4 or so people would buy a copy. When I emailed him about this, Seth (the singer) said that at first he thought that 200 copies was too many Seth doesn't actually listen to much black metal, or know much about it except that he doesn't like most black
top songs
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Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
4,5112Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar
4,0503Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
3,1254Bloodlustfully Praising Satans Unholy Allmightyness In The Woods At Midnight
2,9345Lustfully Worshiping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortem
2,8236Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
2,6637Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjering Wintergoat
2,1518Return of the Necrowizard
2,1119Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemyous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
1,97310Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Slope Of The Northern Mountain
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