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Hidden Valley Man Ranch
8+ albums
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Emerging from the ashen remains of beloved Denver metro area R&B-baroque quintet Passion Fluid like an amphetemine-riddled phoenix of molten desire, Hidden Valley Man Ranch has a way of forcing its way into your soul like a morbidly obese man cramming himself into an airplane seat. Unlike the obese man, however, the Ranch can never be extracted, no matter how much metaphorical butter is applied. The true power of Hidden Valley Man Ranch lies in the soaring heights and cavernous lows of Todd Kruger's vocals. A true songsmith of the highest regard, Todd, joined by Mitchell Frye, lead singer of Washington, D.C. twee-punkers Penultimate Havoc, on "Stuck in the Middle (of a Broken Heart)", proves once and for all he can tug the heartstrings of even the burliest of motorcycle enthusiasts like a longshoreman masturbating to the rememberances of a girl he once loved and a promise he once believed. Backed by the one-two, ebony and ivory punch of Avery Booker and Daniel Brothers, and the just-to-embarrass-you-in-front-of-your-girlfriend uppercut of Sinan Germi, the Ranch has been stunning audiences for years. From the Fort Collins VFW, to the sold-out crowd at the Steamboat Springs Home for the Elderly's rec room, Hidden Valley Man Ranch is a worldwide phenomenon in the truest sense of the word. Their death-defying debut album, "All Cumshot, No Foreplay", seemingly can't be found anywhere, yet, like God, is constantly everywhere. Listen. Be touched. Then be touched again in progressive