Garrett Unhinged

I Bought the Electric Hot Dog Cooker from 1934

i tried bleaching my own hair

i got fired from the Cheesecake Factory

I’m ashamed of my bedroom

I Bought The Ugliest Christmas Tree in the World

I'm alone on a cruise ship...

I'm so ashamed of this place

i transformed myself into a hot guy

I've been living here...

This has to happen...