Former Fat Boys

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Says frontman $ucksex of himself and the group, "I'm awesome. I'm basically a superstar in waiting. I take Hard Corey and DJ Tanner beats and I elevate them to greatness. I'm the best mc in Chicago and probably the western hempisphere and I prove it constantly in my every day life on the streets or in the back alleys where I'm being. I sell tons of records, I fuck realllllllllly hot girls, I regularly meet with people way more famous than you and do things that only really awesome famous people do, I'm just not quite famous yet. My cock is 10 feet long and I have infinite lives. True story." Producer, Supermodel, and professional dancer Hard Corey is more coy about the group's purpose saying, "Well, $ucksex is definitely a talented mc, but without my beats he'd be just another white kid on VH-1 claiming to be a rapper. I give him the sugar, flour, and eggs to bake his cakes and pies, if you will. He wouldn't be boning so many hot chicks after shows if not for me. But, in conclusion, there's really no more awesome combination than the two of us and a bottle of Formula 50 Grape Vitamin Water and a waffle." So what do they sound like? $ucksex says, "Press the play button. If for some reason you're too dumb to manage that, we sound like that totally pumped up noise you make when you're watching the original Power Rangers and Tommy the Green Ranger blows his knife flute and the Dragonzord comes up and you just know there's some ass that is about to be kicked so you jump out of y

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Rocky Loves Emily Kick Back Remastered

The Legend of Hard Corey

Rocky Loves Emily

Rocky Loves Emily - Kick Back Remastered Edition

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Rocky Loves Emily (Kick Back Remaster...

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Wanna Buy Beats? - Volume 2

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Former Fat Boys vs. The World (Songs inspired by the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World soundtrack) EP

Roostledoodledo: The Ringtone Album

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Wii Wiish You A Merry Christmas 2.0

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Party In My Basement

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Live To Love Another Day

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