Fimsh

Not even halfway through bagging my groceries and the customer behind me is already in the process of paying (They have optimum)

Unplugged the Router at Uncle Cuthert's Favourite Bar (Digital Drinks Served Only After 9pm)

Submerged in the Plane of Disintegrating Astral Viscosity

Skydiving (Acoustic) [But 'sky' is 'weeping', And 'diving' is 'in the black mold infested bathroom']

Clive the train conductor forgot his lucky blue hat (SAD)

Rewinding the VHS Tape of Myself Eating a Ham Sandwich Last Sunday

Symphonic Poems of a Corrupted Hard Drive

Wilbur! Come down the slide already, we have to go, mom is waiting in the car

Fighting in the war against cavities with bullets made of marzipan (Alt Mix)

Malevolant Bellows from Deep Within the Abysmal Cyberchasm