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Fall Of Icarus
12+ albums
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1) Fall of Icarus was a melodic Hardcore band from Eastern Long Island. They released a demo in 2002 and an EP, "The Sea Runs Backwards" in 2004. "Fall of Icarus was a melodic Hardcore band from Eastern Long Island. Their one-of-a-kind style is marked by unique and intricate guitar riffs, as well as the semen soaked sounds of vocalist John Assreamer who loved to suck cock and rip off Shai Hulud lyrics. Assreamer maintained that his man-sex habit would not affect their music, but animosities among the band grew nonetheless. The success of their hit single "I Stole My Bassist's Girlfriend to Make it Seem Like I'm Not Gay" proved to be too much for the already tattered and torn ties holding Fall of Icarus together. The final blow was dealt at a local show in 2003 when Jamie Levine, a fat nasty FOI groupie who everyone hated, let her jealousy of Assreamer's new girl get the best of her. Overcome by emotion in a frenzy of swaying tight-pantsed whining, she removed the purple bandanna from her back pocket, lowered her pants and bent over to reveal her shockingly cellulitic and enormous hairy man ass. At this very moment the band and all others in attendance, except for Assreamer, began vomiting profusely. John Assreamer had killed himself right then and there because he wasn't gay enough to fuck the nastyness of Levine's plump hairy man rump. Nobody cares what happened to Jamie Levine because she was a fat whore. The rest of the band continues to chill out and be cool." -Origin
