Erik Johnson

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Erik Johnson (also known as E-Diddy) was born October 16, 1964 in Salem, Massachusetts. As a boy, he aspired to be both an astronaut and a racecar driver. At age 12, he was hit by a radioactive bus and since then his only life goal is to be a musician. After interning for Iggy Pop for a grueling one and a half years, he was fired and, unable to find another job, was forced into cheap vietnamese prostitution. After about half a year, no woman would choose him and his pimp would constantly beat him for it. One day James Brown saw him crying in an alleyway gutter and offered him some coke. Erik was then able to pull himself out of the gutter and into one of James' crackwhore houses. He served for twelve years until James' first stroke, where he was given honorable discharge with a rank of Private's Lieutenants. He then sought out to make albums for Dave Willis to earn respect and honor for his family. He now lives with his two cousins, five daughters, three sons, and seventeen year old Russian wife Olga Bradley Johnson. He no longer produces music, but from time to time can still be seen scratching his old James Brown records. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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