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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
12+ albums
Progressive rockexperimentalExperimental RockShredmath rock
about
Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk is a character created by musician, writer, and graphic designer Carl King, also the creator of Sir Millard Mulch. It is uncertain where the persona of Sir Millard Mulch ends and Dr. Zoltan begins, or what the relationship is between the two. Carl has referred to the character of Mulch as a "Stretched-Out Old Sack of Faulty Meme Fluid" and has indicated that he is growing tired of the Mulch persona. In early 2007, the persona of Mulch appeared in 3 low-quality webcam videos recorded on his laptop under the name of Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, and narrated a batch of brief, roughly-edited essays entitled, "Tool Are Not Weird Or Dark," "The White Stripes Must Be Destroyed," and, "Coheed & Cambria Are Not Prog Rock." The videos were posted to YouTube and Myspace and received an overwhelmingly negative response. A 4th video soon followed, which revealed that the previous three videos were a marketing test. As of May 2007, the creation of the debut Dr. Zoltan album and a supposed music textbook has been announced. No release date has been set. A recent Dr. Zoltan blog stated, "The supposed musicians in bands like Meshuggah, Dream Theater, and Dillinger Escape Plan will put down their instruments and cry when they realize how easy it was for me to annihilate their cheap math-rock clichés." The album will be executive produced by John La Grou. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
top songs
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Prokofiev Piano Sonata No. 8, Movement III
1552Bartok Piano Sonata Movement III
1373Drum Battle: Dr. Zoltan Vs. Marco Minnemann
1374We Are Teaching You Secret And Ancient Things
1265Upptäckten Av Ancient Alien Obviation Ruler Kit
1236Gnomon - He Who Discerns And Reveals, Movement DCCLXXVII
1207The Magnificent Parade of the Fifteen Odd-Toed Ungulates
1208Lost Philosophical Technology of the 19th Century
1199Albums To Slay And Corporations To Conquer
11510Stomped By Boots of Hell General
114albums
Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs...
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Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops for Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors EP
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Emily Dickinson Kindly Stops For Selective Serotonin Re-Uptake Inhibitors (EP)
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Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End Of The Republic) - Single
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Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs... (DEMO)
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Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk Presents: Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs...
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Freefall (Catchy Folk Tune To Celebrate The End Of The Republic)
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How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody... Once And For All! Collection 1: Success
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Fanatical Video Games Retroverse
Why I Am So Wise, Why I Am So Clever, And Why I Write Such Good Songs…
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