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Disco's Out! Murder's In! BIO! Our little story starts in a time when the world was still flat (yes, there was a time when the Earth was flat, right before some smart guy said it was round and aliens, not the ones in this story, ended up reshaping the Earth so it will fit the new “standards”) and people still thought saying “Cruisin' for a bruisin'” was a good idea. So here we are in 1956 when a pale eighteen year old boy, who’s name is of no importance…yet, was hanging around with his long time buddy Chuck Berry (this part of the story is uncertain and is based on nothing but lies, but if you close your eyes and believe in it really hard…it’s still going to be uncertain, so no point in believing). He just helped Chuck write a song called “This Little Piece Is What I Like To Call Rock n’ Roll”, later knows as “Roll Over Beethoven”, and was feeling rather tired. So he went home for his beauty sleep. After a long walk home, seeing as it took a while for a slow person to walk 3 blocks and our hero was a really slow person that night (but not a slow person on any other occasion), he finally reached his rodent infested house. Long story short, he turned on the lights and was really shocked to see two aliens in his living room playing Monopoly. And when I say really shocked I don’t mean find your wife with another man socked (cause you knew she was too good for you, but it comforts you to know she is also too good for your best friend who she is now cheating on you with), I mean f
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