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It was 2006. They found him in a cave, unable to speak, vainly attempting to download Fruityloops onto a piece of rock. After 3 solid years of experiments, they were unable to come to a logical conclusion as to where this mysterious man was from, and as to why he maintained a fetish for square waves. Then, one night they found him with the lights off, huddled over a computer. Panicking, one of them screamed to the security guard: "how did he get free?" Turning around, they noticed that the door behind them was locked. The mysterious man turned around slowly, and seemed to be emitting a soft blue light. "DJ ROB C", he whispered... User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.