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Artist
Cultural Ice Age
6+ albums
Drum and bassgrindcore
about
Cultural Ice Age were the world's greatest all-transexual Christian grindcore band. Their lineup consisted of MC Colorado (vocals, sexing of the face), Ian McMillington-Pole (bass, retro gaming shirts), Lee Holdston-Crabbit (drums, midget beatings), and Chandrusannia Wateringhole (guitar, touching of special areas). Their star shone ever so brightly but unfortunately burned out far too soon, and they were unfortunately unable to make the impact that they truly deserved to. For their short time with us, however, they looked consistently sextastic, and always made onlookers touch themselves with delight. Not much has been heard from the members since the band split, although rumours run rampant regarding their current whereabouts. Colorado is reportedly now a business banker in London, and runs a cocaine smuggling ring in his spare time. Ian went on to become a policeman, his most notable cases included the arrests of George Michael and Tom Cruise. Lee now plays drums for Led Zeppelin, and Chandy is part of the team that designed the Nintendo Wii. May their legacy live on forever. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.