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Cryptorchid Chipmunk
12+ albums
skaskacorepunkexperimentalchaotic hardcore
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CC was born years ago in a dark alley inside of a trash can. Together, the eight (sometimes seven, sometimes six, sometimes nine, sometimes twelve?) members huddled together in the dark and cold, struggling to survive. Eventually, after long days of anal rape and hot Carls, Agent FMF exclaimed, "Let's play music, you sick fucks! We can bring our flith out of the streets and into punk venues where people will hate us and throw trash at our feet!" Suddenly, VA-Gena replied, "But we don't know how to play instruments!" "Who cares?" General Dick Fuck Duck shouted, "We can rely on our good looks and sex prowess!" With that, the hungry bandmates crawled out of the alley, shit their pants, and started a band playing the most fucked up ska music ever created. um... So we have these instruments, and we play 'em real loud. We like lots of different music and have really short attention spans. So we play all kinds of different stuff in rapid succession with minimal repetition (you've got a back button on your CD player, don't ya? Why should we need to play it twice, d00dzors?) We like lots of stuff going on all at once; otherwise we get real bored. At our shows, we try to model after riots and circus acts. We like people getting dropkicked, drinking pee, doing handsprings, smearing Free Pussy's blood on VA-Gena's boobies, burning pubes... We REALLY hate holding still, so, just like in the music, there's always a bunch of stuff happening all at once. We dress up in crazy costumes and ha
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6782And The Eating Is Free In Hell
5363Sexi Lexi part 2: THE REVENGE
3234Bryan Would Totally Let Henry Rollins Fuck Him Up The Anus
2025A Song That Andrew Finds Superior To Another Song That Was Preciosuly Written Whose Title May Suggest Otherwise (Blowjob)
1956Ode to Balls
1277Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturdaysunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday
1228And the Eating is Free if You're a Sewage Repairman
1029a cover song (that song by those other bands)
9910A Song That Andrew Finds Superior To Another Song That Was Previously Written Whose Title May Suggest Otherwise (blowjob)
97albums
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Brothel_Waffle.exe From The Past Returns Again... No, Seriously
Brothel_Waffle.exe From the Past Returns Again... No, Seriously...
Thank You For Saving Me Listener, But Your Revolution is in Another Compact CD Disc
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brothel_waffle.exe from the past returns again...no, seriously
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Super Happy Fun Family Wish Demo!
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Super Happy Fun Family Wish D
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Everyone Likes A Good Rusty Trombone
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Thank You For Saving Me Listen
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See Dee Album
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Brothel Waffle
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Rough Ass Mixes
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Thank You For Saving Me Listener, But Your Revolution Is In Another CD Disc