Chasing the Tail of Smoke and Reason

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Cherry-popper, Alex Peffly, first started Chasing the Tail of Smoke and Reason with one goal in mind: Destroy Asian Babes. Using strange frequencies and effects that only Asian Babes can hear, Alex attracted them toward the band like cocaine on a dick (perhaps even more). J.D. Hall, drummer, was replaced because his mother sold his car, by Casey Weissbuch, who later died of a heart attack, rendering the band drummerless, and it's worked for them. Andy Cain rode the bass guitar and was often half a beat off in everything he played. He lacked the "bounce" of a good bassist, but luckily, band genius, Kian Fallahi, corrected these errors using his mind. Jeff Miller was a good guitarist, but one time he tripped balls too hard and he was never seen again. He was replaced by Mike Kash, which was funny because Mike Kash's brother had been kicked out of the band for sucking. Fallahi, as previously mentioned, drove the band to fame. Big fame. Fallahi was the source of proper frequencies needed to attract Asian Babes. But he did not stop there. Later, Fallahi discovered frequencies that would attract not only white girls, and attractive latino girls (he found the perfect frequency that attracted the hot ones. a certain frequency that was blocked out by too much ear fat by the unattractive latinos). With little to no effort, Fallahi got the band laid 300,000 times before they called it quits. AIDS later took the life of all members, including that of singer Alex Macintosh. Macintosh

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