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Candy Theory
1+ albums
indiesinger-songwriterindie rockalternativeHOLY SHIT SO INDIE OMG HOLY I CANT EVEN WHAT IS THIS IM SO INDIE WHAT THE FUCK
about
Jack Goldstein (who plays under the name of Candy Theory) is an up and coming musician coming out of East Jesus Nowheresville, America. His extraordinarily musical talent is second only to his massive ego. Jack's Indie Rock Godliness has been hailed as "Extraordinary", "Life-changing", "Fantastical", and other flattering adjectives by many obscenely obscure sources that you have never heard of. He is currently working on writing new material, in hopes of gaining the attention of labels, drummers, or anyone who will give half a fuck. So tell your tell your wife, tell your kids, and tell your husband, cuz he's rapin' er'body out here. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.