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Bruce Genitals
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Who is Bruce Genitals? An age old question with a simple answer, though one not so easily explained as you’d imagine. Bruce Genitals is revered by many as one of the greatest, most fearsome heroes in the subterranean Atlantic mythos, though he has been rumored to be an unemployed housepainter in Paris by parties of unidentified and unstable association. So just who is this man, then? According the ancient scrolls now housed in the deepest depths of the Smithsonian Institution: A master of disguise and subversion, fabled to be an enlightened man lost in the mysterious and shadowy world between life and death. It is said that he narrowly avoided his demise at the ripe age of five and a half, fending off multiple demons hellbent on seizing his soul for the black arts. Since that time, he has traveled through time and space with only a guitar and the clothes on his back, determined to discover the truth of his heritage and performing selfless acts of goodness wherever possible. He is rumored in many circles to be more than a thousand years old, and to have fathered celebrities such as King Tut. Cryptic... These words could mean many things, and we may never know the answer for sure. -Jon President, staff writer for Gope Magazine, 2002 User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.