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Brothaman and the Dionsaurs
4+ albums
about
In late 2001-2002-ish Daniel Akins and Jon Paul Vaerini learned how to use computer recording equipment and made immature sound files containing unfunny and embarrassing scenarios. In 2003, the aforementioned founders of Brothaman picked up a guitar and realized that they had musical talent. Some could even say that they were musically inclined. Jon Paul went on a 2 year long spiritual journey in the arts of bass and, later, surf guitar. Meanwhile, Daniel went under the wing of Satan and learned the art of death omg grind vomit gore guitar. In 2004, the pioneering band members realized that they are among musical gods, know how to use recording software pretty well, and should make a band. they started by making a myspace in which Daniel spelled the word "dinosaurs" wrong for the band name "Brothaman and the Dionsaurs". When asked why he spelled the word wrong when he is an immaculate musical god among mortals, he declared that "dionsaurs" is actually the right way to spell it, and that the "fucktard media has twisted the word". How right he was. Now, the world was finally ready for Brothaman. What followed was rigorus song writing and new additions to the band, like the musically untalented Andy Guy, and the PuNk RaWk Sam Stahl. On August 1st, 2005. 2:03 - 5:32 PM Brothaman visited the local fast food restaurant for nourishment and eventually is thrown out for castrating three patrons and verbally abusing a knight. they receive no straws in their carry-out bags. After this t