Bounty Wishes

The kids I babysit have a code word for danger and they used it when their grandfather showed up.

I pretended to be someone's boyfriend for one night and now we're married.

How Did You Uno Reverse Your Family's Rules?

My boss cut my job, not knowing I ran her biggest clients. I quit and took them all.

The bus driver looked at me through the mirror and said, "Kid, don't get off at your stop today.

At our house, you got straight A's or you got a punishment.

My brother destroyed my law school application. Then he needed the attorney I became.

My uncle’s $10M company went to whoever solved his code; they hired hackers, I used his old stories.

My brother found my son's EpiPen in the trash and asked why his allergy medication was thrown away.

Chess club laughed when I joined, having no clue I was a grandmaster who'd beaten world champions.