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Bocephus Prime
11+ albums
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A wise man born again from the curdled milk of human kindness, coincidence and sheer circumstance. Legend says he traipses the world with nothing but a pet wolf for company, and a sock, but this is unconfirmed and there have been no such sightings as of yet. Sporadically, the man finds the time to create music that shadows his former self, dare this writer say. With a vocal range and timbre that can both terrify and inspire, it is matched only by his range in musical influence and self-stylings. Unparalleled by his contemporaries, this man stretches into the past, contorts it to the future and unfurls it in the now, all the while making the listeners ears orgasm in little more than delight. There ain't no finer singer-songwriter out there that can so eloquently compare women to dogs. Scientists also believe that Prime has no falsetto, that he has one range which on full moons spans nearly 5 octaves. Bocephus Prime can also alleviate numerous illnesses including rickets. An incredible musician and man, to whom the world owes great a debt for his endless talents. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.