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Baby Venom
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BABY VENOM is a must for all social occasions. It can be worn as a tasteful accessory to formal attire for business meetings, or thrown on in a pinch for entertaining friends. It can be applied to the face to prevent razor burn, or spread over toast for a sumptuous lunchtime snack. It can be placed on the coffee table to provide the perfect conversation piece for the discerning connoisseur of taste. It can locate lost change between the sofa cushions, or be hung from the rear-view mirror to provide an adventurous scent of pine and wheat gluten. It can be taken with a glass of water before bedtime to prevent stomach cramps. It can be rubbed into the scalp to stimulate follicular growth. It can be sprinkled onto one’s bosom to attract horny young scoundrels for seductive backroom encounters. It can be presented as a gift to the Indonesian Korowai tribe to deter one’s death by cannibalism. It can be photographed in compromising positions with prominent politicians. It can turn men into women and fish into men. BABY VENOM is the premiere product for young go-getters of the 21st century. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
