Loading details…
Artist
99 Cent Whore
4+ albums
Lily Allenadam sandlerSarah Silverman
about
People often ask how the 99 cent whore came to be. Is she real? Does she really only charge 99 cents? Does she take checks? And was she in fact the bastard child of Loretta Lynn & Tommy Lee Jones? Or of Loretta Lynn and Tommy Lee Jones and Tommy Lee? (Not true. No human life was conceived out of that grossly misconceived three-way). This site exists to help separate fact from friction. FACT: 99 CENT WHORE IS THE ALTER-EGO OF MARY BIRDSONG (star of Comedy Central's hit show "Reno 911") and features Steve Agee (of The Sarah Silverman Program) on bass, Sam Primero on drums and Mike Ruekberg (The Red Button, Rex Daisy) on guitar. 99CW is equally mesmerizing to audiences at both music shows and comedy shows, and has enjoyed cult-status by appearing at L.A. venues such as the UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE, the Echo, and M Bar, sharing the bill with comedy darling film director Adam McKay and Reno co-star Wendi McClendon-Covey. Birdsong has taken up the rock-comedy gauntlet that has been genetically attached for so long to rock-comic-turned-movie-star Jack Black, and she is hoisting that rock-comic gauntlet as high as her weak little "throws like a girl" arms can lift it. FRICTION: Legend has it that the 99 Cent Whore was found as a wee orphaned baby in the stock room of a 99 cent store, all alone in this world, by two surly yet lovable delivery guys from the "Stokely's" chili company. Seeing the small babe stuffed in a filthy cat litter box, they tended to her as best they cou
