The myth of Radio Eris according to Redbeard: "I had just finished buying forties and my hands were full as i made my way to the alley behind the beer stop, and I saw a vision in a black short leather skirt and thigh high leather boots stepping out of a nearby door and walking away from me. Her checkerboard shirt made her funky and tough, and i thought how lucky i would be to make friends with her instead of the handful of homeless, ex-war veterans I was about to get totally faced with. She wouldn't be able to teach me how to sing the Temptation's catalog, but I'm not much of an acapella guy anyway. Twenty minutes later, I had almost forgotten the checkered shirt and leather skirt, because of a fight which had broken out between two of the recipients of my hard earned forties. Two half filled bottles were broken and wielded as weapons, the beer and glass were still all in my hair and clothes, the combatants sent away to their separate hoods or cardboard boxes, and catching my breath, I saw the skirt, the shirt, the boots, and a man walking next to her carrying a keyboard. I handed my forty over to the biggest marine in the alley and told him I'd catch up with the crew another day, and ran to meet this strange looking duo loading gear into the trunk. The woman introduced herself as Loralai and insisted she had been inside the apartment for over an hour and there was no way I could have seen her on the street, while the man in the jean jacket seemed nonplussed, but open