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Nobody in his right mind has ever made a book about pallets. Spoelstra has made a book about pallets. Based on true rumors, this impressive collection of songs, art, cartoons, fashion, cliffhangers, flashbacks and what not provides an in-depth look on pallets, storage and transportation issues and other stuff you may never have wondered about. After plunging through the full 200 pages of this book, it will be very likely that all your questions about pallets will have been answered. Pallets comes with an audiocassette tape with six tracks clocking in around forty minutes of riff driven electrocountry, melodic absurdism, ambient spasms and the occasional wall of noise. A guitar, a synthesizer, a sampler and a bunch of effects do the trick. 'I have read a lot of books about pallets in my life, but none of them managed to treat the subject with as much respect and true fascination as Pallets does.' Nathan Burnett, dentist 'Spoelstra's clever wit and factual knowledge on pallets are only half the trick: between the lines, Spoelstra shows that in order to truly understand the pallet, you have to think like a pallet.' Orlando Eduardo Amador Ruiz de Fez, writer 'The Da Vinci Code is the poor man's Pallets.' Drunk man at bus station 'No comment.' Owen Pallett, musician User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.