LAWN MOWER EAT CHILD

Killing you at your orthodontist appointment because I KNOW you'll have your guard down

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

I ate too much playground mulch and now I'm violently throwing up in the back of your sedan

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

More stab wounds = More holes to fuck

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

Seasoning your organs with pepper cause you bland as all hell (salt upsets my tum tum)

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

Intergalactic vaginal GORE SLIME

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

Leaving my kids at the airport assuming they know how to get home

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

Makin' sidewalk art with your brain matter and skull fragments

RUSTY LOBOTOMY

There's corpses under my floor boards so I always make sure to keep up with my credit score so the bank don't come over and snitch on my ass

RUSTY LOBOTOMY