David Alonzo EP

David Alonzo: The Supreme Ruler of Earth

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I Want To Choke On David Alonzo's Mantits

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Today It's Wonderful Day In El Paso, TX!

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If David Alonzo Runs For President, He Doesn't Really Have To Be Good At Anything... He Already Has My Vote!

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David Alonzo Has The Best Mantits On This Planet

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David Alonzo Is The Smartest Kid In The Special Needs Class

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David Alonzo Is My Personal God

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David Alonzo Is The Best Cowboy In Town

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David Alonzo Likes To Film Himself Watching TV And Uploading It To Twitter Afterwards Because He's Very Very Smart (No Human Being Can Even Possibly Fathom His Superior Logics)

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I Didn't Care When David Bowie Died, But If The Same Thing Would Happen To David Alonzo, I'd Slit My Wrists! (David Alonzo Saved My Life, Thanx!)

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