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Clovis Snow EP is an extended play dedicated entirely to the popular film star Sparks the cat who played the emotionally driven and unforgettable protagonist, Clovis, of Sleepwalkers by Stephen King. He displayed immense acting ability and loyalty to the script, the book and to the millions of Clovis fanboys that eagerly awaited the release of Sleepwalkers. To this day no other cat has ever been so G or smoked so much dank piffery. The amount of Mamber (Marijuana mixed with Cat Nip) that Clovis has smoked at one time is unprecedented and is concidered the 8th world wonder in the Eastern Hemisphere. In the Western Hemisphere Sparks is worshiped by many who regard him as their messiah, their "Jah" in other words. Those who follow Clovism (Clovites), a Sparks-based religion, believe him to be in the direct bloodline of Christ's cat ironically named Clovis (Latin for christ cat). ALL HAIL CLOVIS! BOW YOUR HEAD FOR CLOVIS! CLOVITES UNITE UNDER THE LORD CLOVIS! POOP NOT IN THE LITTER-BOX OF TREASON BUT SHIT ON THE LAWNS OF THOSE WHO DOUBT HIS HOLINESS!! DEATH TO ALL THAT OPPOSE CLOVIS! CANINES ALSO SHOULD DIE! User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
