Carpathian Florist

Double Vodka and Brine Please

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Lots of Sick

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Flearidden Hospice

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Half a Mouse

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No Internet

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We Will Assume That The Lungs Are Sitting Reasonably Well On A Cushion Of Grass

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Theresa May Sharting Into the Glove Compartment

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Of Course When They Switched The Light On It Was Curled Up Around The Tongs Like A Dried Pink Goose

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Anything and Everything Apart From That

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Build a Little Birdhouse Up Your Twat!

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He Wasn't Certain If He Even Went to Medical School at All

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Surrogate Tentacle

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Chud Bag

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Grandmother's Custard

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The Chronicles of Primarnia

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Twelve Year Waiting List

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