A Very Bovine Christmas

North Pole Preparation of Unnatural Ethereal Mega-Transport Sleigh Ride For Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

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Rockin' Around the Pagan Idol

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Defying the Laws of Space, Time, and Gravity to Deliver Brand New Xbox Consoles to Deprived and Needy Children

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Reindeer Fecal Matter and Coal Placed in Oversized Socks for Ill-Tempered and Misbehaved Children

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Santa Performing Illegal Omniscient Surveillance on All Potential Gift Recipients

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Stockings Stuffed with Holiday Cheer and Diabeetus

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Rudolph's Billion Dollar Law Suit Against The North Pole For Racial Discrimination

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Torn Apart into Indiscernable Viscera By Santa's Claws

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Decking the Halls with the Aftermath of Santa's Slay

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The Greatest Gift Ever Given is Jesus

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